My craziest dream to date

So 10-15 minutes ago or so, I woke up from the craziest dream I may have had to date. I dreamt I was a policeman at a school and this person with a very awful singing voice was singing a song he wrote about me in the auditorium in front of a crowd of people and it was so awful I was trying to leave, but there was like some kind of gravitational pull trying to prevent me from leaving the school as I was struggling to get away from the auditorium entrance to the school exit. And then in the same dream where I thought I had woken up from the dream already, I was telling other people about the dream I had, one of which was James Rolfe whom was trying to help me keep calm and help me get my head straight. Ironically this was again in another auditorium (not the same one where I was a policeman) during some talent show where I was off to the side trying not to get on the stage interrupting the other people performing which also had some girl performing what I think was a Janet Jackson song which she was for whatever reason performing in the back of the audience instead of on the stage. Either between those two moments or after the two of them some other random things happen like me playing a record on some portable record player at the old house I used to live in and then forgetting about it and the needle being stuck in the run out groove and building up some residue on the record because of it and some liquid having leaked onto the label followed by mother coming to visit. And the record was something that doesn't exist in real life. Man, like I said, I dream about a lot of weird shit. And bar none, this was one of the craziest things to date.